


50 Ways To Annoy Sam Puckett

by DaniPeace



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2010-12-14
Updated: 2010-12-14
Packaged: 2014-08-01 09:18:21
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 531
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6554814/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2401642/DaniPeace
Summary: Here are 50 ways to annoy Sam Puckett. Warning: No characters were harmed during the making of this fic. I am not responsible for any injuries/deaths that may occur in the process of annoying Sam Puckett. PS this is Seddie. Read and review. Thanks. Bye.





	50 Ways To Annoy Sam Puckett

**50 Ways to Annoy Sam Puckett**

****Please Note: I am not responsible for any injuries/deaths that may occur in the process of annoying Sam Puckett**  
**

1) Make her wear a dress...

2) ...especially one with a ruffled tutu type skirt.

3) Take her fried chicken...

4) ...or her ham...

5) ...or her un-expired Persian Chocolates...

6) ...or expired, for that matter.

7) Get her and Freddie in the same room, alone...

8) ...videotape their recations...

9) ...Then post it on Youtube.

10) Tell her that you know her secret...

11) And when she asks, "What secret?" make kissy faces at her.

12) Tell her Freddie dreams of her...

13) ...half-naked...

14) ...Then _after_ she has beaten Freddie up, say, "Just kidding!"...

15) ...Then run for your life.

16) Make her spend a week with Ms. Benson...

17) ...And while there, kiss Freddie in front of Sam...

18) ...Then run for your life, again...

19) Make sure you have a copy secretly saved on your computer so she can't destroy it...

20) ...and read her your most girly, out-of-character Seddie fan-fiction.

21) Wear a shirt that says, "iShip Cam".

22) Ask Sam if her father intentionally abandoned her and her mother.

23) Tell her Freddie has fallen for Missy...

24) ...Then tell her Jonah wants to, "Get busy," with her.

25) Write, "Turn over," on both sides of a sheet of paper, and give it to her...

26) ...And when she starts angrily chasing you around the room, blame Carly...

27) ...Then take a snapshot of her facial expression.

28) Tell her that first kisses are, "Soooo underrated."...

29) ...Then ask her who her first kiss was.

30) Sing this to her on the next iCarly:

"Sam and Freddie,  
sittin' in a tree,  
K-I-S-S-I-N-G..."...

31) ...And then, well...Do I really need to say it?...Run for your life!

32) ...Pull a prank on Mrs. Briggs...

33) ...And then blame Sam.

34) Pull out Sam's baby pictures...

35) ...show them to Freddie...

36) ...and then, post them on DeviantART.

37) Ask her if she'll be stupid enough not to read the expiration dates again.

38) Tell her that the majority of iCarly fans support Seddie.

39) "Accidently" let it slip to the head of the school newspaper that Sam and Freddie kissed...

40) ...And then "accidently" drop a photo of the scene.

41) Stick a love note signed, "From Sam," in Freddie's locker.

42) Carve on a tree outside school, "S.P. X F.B.", surrounded by a heart.

43) Ask her who she's going to the senior prom with...

44) ...and when she replies that she doesn't know, wink at Freddie.

45) Put pink hair dye in her shampoo...

46) ...And take all of her clothes out of her droors and replace them with pink bunny suits...

47) ...When she goes to school the next day, tell her that she looks good...

48) ...Then tell her that if Freddie had that bear costume, they'd make a good couple.

49) Show her this...

50) ...And now I must run for my life! Bye!


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